Celya AB

Tour Dates & Tickets

Celya AB: We Must Stop Meeting Like This - UK Tour

Have you ever forensically over-thought your life choices? Are they all somehow connected to a passing comment your Spanish teacher made when you were 15? Has it impacted everything from your love life to your career?

Following sold-out shows across the UK, the Edinburgh Fringe Festival and Soho Theatre, Celya AB (“One of the most gifted joke writers of her age” - Chortle) is back with a new tour show with her brand of “exceptional, not to mention impressively original” (British Comedy Guide) jokes and sharp observations. 

This is a show about breaking free from shame, and what ensues when you do. 

2026 TOUR DATES

23 Sept - Glasgow - The Stand
24 Sept - Newcastle - The Stand
25 Sept - Sheffield - The Foundry
2 Oct - Swindon - Swindon Arts Centre
3 Oct - Swansea - The Grand - On Sale Soon
7 Oct - Chorley - Chorley Theatre
8 Oct - Leeds - Glee Club
9 Oct - York - Theatre@41more
10 Oct - Manchester - Fairfield Social Club
11 Oct - Birmingham - Glee Club
14 Oct - Faversham - The Alex
15 Oct - Southend - Cliffs Pavilion
16 Oct - Brighton - Brighton Dome
17 Oct - Cambridge - Junction
18 Oct - Oxford - Glee Club
21 Oct - Guildford - GLive
23 Oct - Reading - South Street Arts
24 Oct - London - Bloomsbury
28 Oct - Leicester - Firebug
30 Oct - Norwich - Norwich Playhouse - On Sale Soon

As seen on Live At The Apollo, the Off Menu podcast and Comedy Central Live. 

‘As we’ve come to expect from Celya, the quality of joke writing here is exceptional, not to mention impressively original’
British Comedy Guide

‘She has claimed her crown and her mastery over the stand up art form’
★★★★★ Pepper & Salt

‘Her quips are slick, her one liners razor sharp, and her caustic wit and pithy anecdotes dazzle’
★★★★ Entertainment Now

‘The gags are plentiful and worth all your pence’
★★★★ Comic’s Comic

‘Damn funny… I can’t imagine Celya AB won’t be everywhere soon’
★★★★ The Student